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Hop, Skip and Snack: Inter-European inflight bites

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On my recent foodie adventures through Europe, I found myself on a number of short haul flights (mainly with my overseas BFF Lufthansa) where I encountered snack foods ranging from good and not-so-good, to just plain weird. First, let's take a moment to give a round of applause to these Euro-based carriers who still manage to provide a complementary meal/snack service during their flights. Yay free meals! Now, let's dish the dirt (with pictures!) on these wacky inflight bites.

The "Nom Nom" Sugar Fix
Lufthansa 1846, MUC-FCO
A deliciously moist chocolate and cherry coffee cake, possibly one of the best inflight snacks ever. Unfortunately the cake is also über-crumbly and served sans-silverware (plasticware). With every careful bite, an embarrasing avalanche of crumbs hit my tray table, ricocheting in every direction. Maybe I had the dropsies that morning, but I was still a well-behaved pax and cleaned up the mess with my personal stash of antibacterial wipes.

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The Ordinary Cheese Sandwich
Lufthansa 1731, SJJ-MUC
Well take me to Pret-A-Porter and pack me a royal picnic; this British-inspired cheddar sandwich on brown bread is a perfect example of a tasty short-haul snack. Too bad Lufthansa forgot to pack the other half of the sandwich. Penny-pinchers!

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The Extraordinary Cheese Sandwich
Lufthansa 2547, KBP-MUC
This breakfast-in-a-box includes a muffin and warm melted cheese sandwich. The "extraordinary" is what happens when you take a bite and a thick gooey string of cheese runs from the sandwich to your lips, even when the sandwich is back on the tray table. Cheese-licious.

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The Weird, Unidentifiable Sandwich
Lufthansa 2546, MUC-KBP
From the packaging, it's hard to tell this sandwich is a roll filled with GREEN cream. Allegedly, Lufthansa calls this a "fresh sandwich" ...except the expiry date on this baby is still a good 30 days away. For the Inflight Dish official record, I ate the whole thing, but I can't figure out what food group the green cream is supposed to represent. From the red flecks, I first thought "vegetable?" though now I'm leaning more towards "dairy?" 

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The Totally Goes with Beer Meal
Lufthansa 1730, MUC-SJJ
In another case of tray table oddities, Lufthansa has once again been dipping its wings into the experimental cookie jar. When I think "airplane food," the last thing that comes to mind is a plastic tub of cold pasta salad garnished with a giant meatball. Swedish picnic, anyone? Though certifiably wacky, it somehow all works when Lufthansa's delicious Warsteiner beer is added to the equation.

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The "Mystery Airline" Sandwich
Aerosvit 4014 (operated by Dnieproavia Airlines), ODS-KBP
Let me clarify, the "mystery" here is not the cheese crossaint pictured below, but the airline itself. Everyone say "Dnieproavia!" and take a shot of lukewarm tomato juice. The rubbery barely-there cheese on the stale crossaint wasn't the best ever, but both the plane's engines and landing gear worked, making it a suprisingly sucessful inflight dining experience.

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Comments

#1
charliez916 September 3, 2011 at 10:06 am

Great article.....funny and informative

I had the green paste recently on a FRA-VNI flight. It is supposed to be a basil spread, though I had trouble tasting anything other than the processed, doughy bread. So much for a fresh sandwich...

A shame you did not fly from FRA-KBP rather than from MUC. Full meal service on the FRA route. Here's a look at what I was recently served:

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Lufthansa Frankfurt to Kiev Economy Class Meal Breakfast

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Lufthansa Kiev to Frankfurt Economy Class Meal Lunch

#3
Indra February 22, 2012 at 03:10 am

The cold pasta is a classic German pasta salad and the meat balls a mini version of what they call a frikadelle or, in Berlin, a bullette. I was very pleasantly surprised when I was served this, along with the clever plastic fork, especially in contrast with the other airline I fly when I travel to Germany, British Airways, where you get served a micro mini packet of crisps. Btw, I thought the green stuff was guacamole!!

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