Today I present a story that should indulge those who continue to bash me.  You should revel in the excellence I am about to present.

If you haven't read Layla and Majnun, I highly encourage doing so.  The problem, though, is that Majnun let that bitch Layla drive him into a state of madness.  I would have much preferred the story if he had beat her to death with a hookah, or whatever implements were available at the time.  At least we got an epic album out of that ...

As Joel McHale would say: "Let's talk about chicks, man."

In honor of the ridiculously smoking hot flight attendant I recently had the pleasure of seeing on a SkyWest flight, I'm starting a photo gallery of hot flight attendants that you can see here.

There's nothing there at the moment - which might lead you to believe - that's right - that this will be a group effort.  Here are the rules:

Send your photos to me at hunter@upgrd.com.  Take them ...