Delta 2148 made an unscheduled stop in Albuquerque last night. As it would turn out, Matthew is not the only one that draws nut-jobs onto his flight. A nice young man named Stanley Sheffield decided to throw water at passengers and charge the cockpit while yelling "Get Behind Me Satan". Who knew that anybody actually listened to The White Stripes? Stanley, I might add, is from Largo, Florida, one of the more lovely parts of the state best known as "God's Waiting Room".
The best part of the story is that Kevin Kennedy, the former skipper of the Red Sox and Rangers, is one of the men who took him down. I'll let his picture speak for itself:
Mustaches do, in fact, cure cancer and save dying puppies. So suck it.
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Sounds worse than my incident. She wasn't screaming she was going to bring down the plane and quoting scripture.
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